July 2011
121 posts
It’s really something else to see a girl running jump into the arms of this marine who couldn’t be any older then me. She actually toppled em both to the ground and didn’t stop kissing him to notice. Warms my heart it does.
Are pilots required to wear American flag ties?
June 2011
74 posts
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On statements made at Sea.
Might make a policy to not ask for promises, or to promise anything myself. leaves both of us with expectations when neither of us are ready to take on that responsibility just yet. doesn’t mean you won’t be seeing me do everything I’d like to promise though, kind of like a marriageless marriage; its legit and takes a bit more to commit.
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“offline is the new online”
– nilay, regarding hipster coffee shops
i have this itch like inside and behind my tympanic membrane, and in my throat like within my aryngeal prominence
I’m going to close my eyes for 35 minutes. In my short hyper caffeinated state I’m gonna have a lucid dream of a really friendly energetic girl dragging me around a fair ground. And she’s gonna smell like the sun. And the soundtrack is gonna be akin to Adventureland, but more post punk and set in 2006. Then when I wake up feeling warm and nice I’ll sigh and get back to...
I realize most of my favorite shows on TV are comedies about adults behaving like children. Essentially I’m just watching the inverse of Rugrats, sort of…there’s a thesis for a paper in here somewhere.
Imagine me dropping a mic with one outstretched...
why is there no website that lists and outlines how pushing off doing my work and fucking up is gonna lead to massive failures in my future with hourly updates on new reasons and images and videos personalized to my fears? because I could just stick it in my bookmarks bar and compulsively click it every time I avoid looking at this stack of reading on the side of my table, or my clock.
Oh right,...
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Why you see me at every demonstration
I have a strong and passionate fight to pick with a the culture that developed this non-exposure of breasts! No really, it’s like they are supposed to be this rare sight when in fact they are not! Breasts have been overly sexualized when they could simply be sensualize. In all fairness most bare breasts are quite nice but they shouldn’t be considered privatized. I sit here and every...
I wonder how you replace the idea of money with something that will resolve in less conflict and more trade and joy…i wonder if this this how…nawh I’d never start up a soap and demolitions factory outside of town.
I love that I might very well be a drunken phantom cleaner. I just woke up today and went into my bathroom to find that I had bleached down and cleaned my tub, toilet and sink last night. Nice work me nice work. Also be moderately concerned that this might point to the worst and best to be found in casual drinking habits. Alright kid, go do your work now.
“that looks like something a death row inmate would make in art therapy”
– tom haverford
