March 2012
5 posts
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by...
– Seneca
The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for...
– I am Neil deGrasse Tyson, Ask Me Anything…
February 2012
70 posts
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus
Make sure your words are light and fluffy, in case you have to eat them later.
Amber and Jane we meet again
– Myself, Saturday activities.
Behind every great fortune is a great crime
time stalls at the precipice
– myself; taking that dive was never my strong suit..
skull grabbing sex
– myself, avoiding chipping any teeth..
couldn’t get farther then the entry hallway sex
– myself, gotta clean up my place..
on the copier sex
– myself, gotta get a shitty cubical job..
griming on the couch sex
– myself, i need to get a couch..
Final Fantasy: The loss of aesthetics and... →
Final Fantasy IX is by far and away one of my all time favorite games.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
– Groucho Marx
what do you call your step-sister?
a sister from another mister
It seems like this appeals to a very specific fetish I did not know I had..
I’ve yet to pick up a girl on my shoulders at a concert, gotta add that to...